Friday, 30 July 2010

Radical Juxtaposition 75% ABV


Don't tell anyone but through the entirely legitimate method of reverse osmosis I have pushed the ABV of an Larch-Aged Imperial Rauch Lambic Kolsch Stout up to 75%. I intend to call it Radical Juxtaposition -the Cataclysm of Caudate Lobe  and sell it for £5k in a tartan colostomy bag to discerning and intelligent people.

10 comments:

crownbrewerstu said...

LMFAO

Graeme said...

Nice one!

BeerReviewsAndy said...

Brilliant!

stephanie said...

You've got some way to go Stu, Njjboer (Dutch Brewer) just beat Brew Dog (Scottish Brewer) by creating a 120 proof beer,£29 a bottle. The Scottish brew is £500 a bottle limited edition with each bottle housed inside a stuffed animal!

Stuart Howe said...

Yes but mine is 131% Proof and comes in a poo sack!

reluctantscooper.co.uk said...

Any chance you fancy blending and freeze-distilling it with my double-tripel-gooseberry-smoked-hefe?

Stuart Howe said...

Only if we can do it with baseball caps on back to front. The collaboration is on!

reluctantscooper.co.uk said...

Dude! That's, like, totally AWESOME!! Can we wear hoodies as well! I just need to find one big enough to cover my paunch...

Koops said...

Woof woof! Can I get a doggie bag with that?

smokingbottle said...

If you throw a racoon penis in the beer then I'll take two

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