Don't tell anyone but through the entirely legitimate method of reverse osmosis I have pushed the ABV of an Larch-Aged Imperial Rauch Lambic Kolsch Stout up to 75%. I intend to call it Radical Juxtaposition -the Cataclysm of Caudate Lobe and sell it for £5k in a tartan colostomy bag to discerning and intelligent people.
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LMFAO
Nice one!
You've got some way to go Stu, Njjboer (Dutch Brewer) just beat Brew Dog (Scottish Brewer) by creating a 120 proof beer,£29 a bottle. The Scottish brew is £500 a bottle limited edition with each bottle housed inside a stuffed animal!
Yes but mine is 131% Proof and comes in a poo sack!
Any chance you fancy blending and freeze-distilling it with my double-tripel-gooseberry-smoked-hefe?
Only if we can do it with baseball caps on back to front. The collaboration is on!
Dude! That's, like, totally AWESOME!! Can we wear hoodies as well! I just need to find one big enough to cover my paunch...
Woof woof! Can I get a doggie bag with that?
If you throw a racoon penis in the beer then I'll take two
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