Thursday, 23 December 2010

Merry Christmas from the Naked Brewer

There is a serious message behind this image. The man in the picture (me) drinks beer moderately on a daily basis and occasionally immoderately and yet is fitter than 98% of the population (based on scientific tests involving women in white coats with clipboards). This means that as Christmas approaches you need not fear the consequences of beer related indulgence. Just avoid the pies, puddings and anything promoted by Jamie Oliver or Nigella Lawson.

13 comments:

Richard E. Simpson said...

Must be all the fine ingredients you use? (It's behind you!! (as per panto.)) Merry Chistmas!

Cooking Lager said...

If I drink your beer, will I look like that, or is exercise involved?

Stuart Howe said...

It's all down to the beer Cookie

Tandleman said...

Well.

fergus.fitzgerald said...

I'd heard Stuart used this to try and get a better price for malt. This is a worrying precedent, even more worrying is that I was told it worked.

ChrisM said...

Is this taken from the footage that didn't make it into Oz and Hugh's first episode? ;-)

Nice to know there's hope for us yet, though, eh lads?

Stuart Howe said...

I only stripped for Simpson's Fergus. From what Peter has led me to believe your £20/tonne discount was paid for by "personal services" in Room 41 of The Farmer's Club!

The photo is a mock up Chris. It's my head superimposed onto Zak Avery's body.

fergus.fitzgerald said...

I think you've misheard, I was helping Peter with his recruitment and staff manuals. Personnel services. Gotta make ends meet with malt prices so high. No pun intended.

BeerReviewsAndy said...

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOoooOOOOOO

beerevolution said...

Quite a small malt scoop...

:)

Merry Christmas!

Kelly

GRANDE CERVEJEIRO said...

Hello brewers, that this Christmas will bring much happiness to all and many beers ...
Happy Christmas ...........
http://grandecervejeiro.blogspot.com/

Stuart Howe said...

What can I say Kelly it was cold in the malt store that night. Do us a favour and send us some of you summer weather.

Glad you have your glowing endorsement Andy. Tandleman's comment is my favourite.

Александр Петроченков said...

Season's Greetings from Moscow, Stewart!

I repost your naked photo in my blog on beer. Thans!

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